#041: Jeeves & Wooster: Gen

[stonepicnicking_okapi]

Title: Jeeves & Wooster
Rating: Gen
Length: 100
Summary: That's not the word he wants.


“Ah, Jeeves, you’re back, and triumphant, if the shoes in your hand are any measure of success.”

“Yes, sir. I was able to recover your brogues from the hotel attendant.”

“I confess you were gone so long a doubt dared to surface, but no, shame on me, I should never waiver in my faith.”

“I apologise, sir. The hotel housekeeping supervisor was less than forthcoming. He employed needlessly dilatory techniques to obscure his own lack of professionalism and that of his staff.”

“Well, I don’t know what hair removal has to do with it, but I’m glad you’re back.”

“Sir?”

Comments

[mxcatmoon]

LOL!

[stonepicnicking_okapi]

I had to look up how old the word 'depilatory' was but when I read the first use was in the 17th century, I figured I was safe. :)

[mxcatmoon]

I'm surprised to find out it's so old, too. It was obviously meant to be. ;)