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Title: 'Universal Empathy'
Fandom: Friends
Author: [personal profile] but_can_i_be_trusted
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairings: Phoebe Buffay, Chandler Bing, Ross Geller
Warnings: None
Notes: Crossposted to [community profile] ficlet_zone and [community profile] 100words
Summary: "What kind of a sick freak does a person have to be, to come up with a scenario like that?!"


"The trolley problem is a disgrace," Phoebe shouted. "It's crazy! Tying total strangers and loved ones to trolley tracks, and forcing innocent people to choose between them?! What kind of a sick freak does a person have to be, to come up with a scenario like that?!"

"Uh, why is Phoebe lamenting over the tragic deaths of people who only exist in a classic thought experiment," Ross asked Chandler. He kept his voice low, determined not to attract Phoebe's rage.

Chandler shrugged. "You know Phoebe: A creature of infinite beneficence and universal empathy. As long as nobody pisses her off."

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