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Title: 'Dragon Heads'
Fandom: Friends
Author: [personal profile] but_can_i_be_trusted
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairings: Ross Geller, Phoebe Buffay
Warnings: None
Notes: Crossposted to [community profile] drabble_zone
Summary: "Please tell me you're joking."

Ross stared at Phoebe, stunned by her accusation. "I'm not a solipsist!"

She snorted. "You totally are. You're so wrapped up in all your scientific explanations for things that you don't want to admit that there might be other explanations out there that are just as valid."

"And I suppose you think that stars aren't gigantic balls of plasma," he lightly sneered. "You must think that they're torches lit by flying gnomes."

"I don't think that," Phoebe protested. "I know they're dragon heads."

He gawked for a moment. "Please tell me you're joking."

"You'll never know, will you," she smirked.
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