29: Spurious - Angel - Gunn/Fred, Cordy - Spurious Appeal

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Title: Spurious Appeal
Fandom: Angel
Author: Apache Firecat
Rating: PG/K+
Word Count: 200
Characters/Pairings: Gunn/Fred, Cordy, Ensemble
Warnings: None
Summary: Angel Investigations has a new client, much to the girls' dismay.






Fred blushed as all three men's eyes trailed lustfully behind their newest client walking away.

"Hello, guys!" Cordelia called again and was finally rewarded with them slowly turning to look her way.

"I... am going to go do some research," Angel murmured and was gone.

"That sounds like a splendid idea." Wesley hurried for the safety of books.

Gunn held up a hand. "Don't look at me! We can't help it that she's a Morgana Demon."

"You can help gawking and forgetting all your senses."

"Actually, they're men." Cordelia made a face though she couldn't help grinning that Fred was finding some backbone with her boyfriend."

"I know," she admitted, "and I know that Morgana Demons do have a natural appeal to them that's almost over-powering to the male brain and especially to their ego. But," she continued, settling her glasses back onto the bridge of her nose, not akin to the way Giles had gone for his glasses when embarrassed which made Cordy even more, "they... They are, you know, spurious, as are her charms."

Gunn gawked at his girl now. "Huh?"

Still grinning broadly, Cordy patted his shoulder as she waltzed around him. "Her boobs are fake."

"Y-Yes."



The End