but_can_i_be_trusted: from the Wayne & Shuster 'Art Gallery' pantomime sketch (Cones)
cyberiad_queen ([personal profile] but_can_i_be_trusted) wrote in [community profile] vocab_drabbles2025-01-07 05:45 pm

[Challenge #123: Acidulous] Original Fiction: 'Apple Fritters'

Title: 'Apple Fritters'
Fandom: Original Fiction
Author: [personal profile] but_can_i_be_trusted
Rating: G
Word Count: 74
Characters/Pairings: Original
Warnings: None
Summary: "It was something that I ate."

"Oh, yeowch! Yuck! Yikes!"

"Whatever the heck is the matter with you?"

"It was something that I ate."

"Oh? Do tell?"

"Okay, I will. It's those apple fritters that you made earlier. I just ate one, and my mouth won't stop puckering. That had to be the most acidulous apple fritter I've ever had."

"That wasn't an apple fritter. It was a lemon tart, you doofus."

"Oh. Well, in that case, it was delicious."