[#101: Amatorculist] Bridgerton (TV)

[starvalisedham]

Title: i'm just a notch in your bedpost (but you're just a line in a song)
Fandom: Bridgerton (TV)
Author: starvalisedham
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairings: Penelope Featherington, Colin Bridgerton, Lord Debling
Summary: Lady Whistledown reports on a new development.


Dearest gentle reader,


Mr Colin Bridgerton was seen carrying a bushel of tomatoes as he called on Featherington House this week. Are wedding bells in the offing for another Bridgerton, or would a challenger rise and demonstrate for this misguided youth how the courting game is truly played?

While a certain Lord has also been circling the tepid waters of one Miss Penelope Featherington, let us hope that possession of a noble title is indicative of an extensive horticultural education.

A bouquet of flowers is a courting gift. Tomatoes, despite their fascinating colour, are an ingredient.


Yours faithfully,
Lady Whistledown