[Challenge #60: Accismus] Friends: 'Stand and Deliver'

[but_can_i_be_trusted]

Title: 'Stand and Deliver'
Fandom: Friends
Author: but_can_i_be_trusted
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairings: Joey Tribbiani, Chandler Bing
Warnings: None
Notes: Crossposted to 100words
Summary: "Uh, I just got here. What's going on?"

"Stand and deliver, Bing," Joey demanded, brandishing a cardboard sword.

Chandler blinked. "Uh, I just got here. What's going on?"

Joey motioned to the white cardboard box in Chandler's hands. "I know that you went out and bought a dozen doughnuts, and I'm really hungry."

"So you decided to make like an old bandit, and rob me of them?" Chandler set the box down on the counter. "Well, at least nobody will be able to accuse you of displaying accismus."

"Yeah, but nobody'll ever be able to accuse me of knowin' what the hell you're talkin' about, either," Joey declared.